Triggernometry Ties

Triggernometry Ties “Fast Draw” Wedding Services. Fort Bend County’s Fastest, No-Drama Marriage Option

If you’re in Fort Bend County and want to get legally married without the Pinterest stress, the $5,000 venue regret, or a wedding planner dictating your napkin colors… you’re in the right place.

I’m Rev. Benjamin Beadles, an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church and the same guy behind Advanced Triggernometry firearms & Texas LTC training.

I’m excited to introduce Triggernometry Ties, my new sibling brand built for fast, focused, couple-centered marriage services. Think of it as the “Fast Draw” version of tying the knot.

The Fast Draw Lightning Round: $149. Flat rate. Built for couples who just want to say “I do,” sign the paperwork, and get on with their lives. No counseling. No rehearsals. No fluff.

What's Included

  • 5–10 minute straight-to-the-point ceremony 

  • Standard vows + short personalized “I do” exchange

  • I meet you at the Fort Bend County Justice Center, a nearby park, or any convenient location

  • I handle the full license signing and return it to the County Clerk (same day or next business day) 

Add-Ons (available soon)

    • Fast Draw + On-the-Spot Notary → $160 (I notarize both of you on the marriage license or any supporting documents)

    • Weekend / After-Hours / Sunday → $199 ($210 with notary)

Fort Bend County Marriage License Fee (paid directly to the county): $71 ($11 if you complete the free Twogether in Texas premarital course)

How the Fast Draw Lightning Round Works (Super Simple)

  • Both of you can obtain your marriage license at any Fort Bend County Clerk’s office (a 72-hour waiting period starts immediately). 

  • Text or call me when you walk out: “License in hand and ready tomorrow at 3 PM?”

  • I’ll meet you at the Justice Center steps, a park, your car, or wherever works best for you. 

  • Ten minutes later, you’re legally married, the license is already dropped off, and you walk away as a married couple.

Ready to Pull the Trigger?

  • Text or call me directly: ‪(281) 944-8834‬ 

  • Email: advanced.triggernometry@gmail.com

  • Or just reply to this blog post

I answer faster than most people can clear a malfunction.

Triggernometry Ties “Fast Draw” Wedding Services. A sibling brand of Advanced Triggernometry. Serving Fort Bend County & surrounding rural communities — Sugar Land, Richmond, Katy, Missouri City, and beyond.

IMPORTANT

Pastoral Counseling & Support Services are faith-based, not licensed mental health treatment. For mental health crises or serious psychological distress, contact a licensed mental health professional or the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.

Confidentiality Limits: Pastoral communications are protected under Texas law. I am required to report suspected child abuse, elder abuse, or threats of imminent harm to authorities.

Meditation & Wellness is not medical treatment or therapy. Consult your doctor before starting if you have health concerns.

Wedding Officiating: I am legally authorized to perform marriages in Texas. Couples must obtain a valid Texas marriage license before the ceremony.

Firearms and Texas LTC training comply with all Texas DPS requirements. This training does not constitute legal advice. Consult an attorney for legal questions.